WEB 2.0: When will the insanity stop. (Rated-R)

So for those not in the know, there is this great movement afoot in the ol'e Internet. It's called Web 2.0. It's like the second version of the Internet, at least that is what the name implies. Really though it's the same engine under the hood. The only true fitting analogy I could come up with is that it's like placing the spoiler on the Honda Civic or Accord. You know what I'm talking about. When those little cars pass you rev'in at like 5000 RPMs you can't help but laugh. Well my friends start laughing because VC's around the world are starting to fund this crazy "new phase" of the Internet. Here is a website dedicated to making fun of the business models/phrases that will be ever prevalent in new IPO offerings and business plans/market strategies. Follow all the links at the bottom to truly experience Web 2.0. I think I'll start an online university and offer an MBA.... classes will only use this page to generate ideas and whoever gets one funded wins the degree.

This will change everything. Web 2.0 Generator!

Engaged... Coe... Can it be?

Well my Internet followers I've gotten myself into another one of those situations where you'll be thinking....only Coe could do that! The evening started very innocent, as they all do, with dinner and some coffee. At some point in the evening Pasadena girl had ears plug in and claimed she could not hear anything I was saying. Being the smarty that I am, I turn my back to her and said "Will you marry me"? No response. I turned back around and we exchange two more sentences and then in a moment of silence she says "Yes, I would love to"! Now does that mean I'm engaged? How do I get myself into these messes? Seriously cast your votes in the comments below. Her comment was followed up by "I always thought it would be more romantic than that".

Is this thing on?

Ok I've been down the rabbit hole for a while looking for life, liberty, ok maybe even a girlfriend. So here is the problem that has arisen as of late. I've met two awesome girls and have had a great time with both of them. Been totally honest about living with two other women and they were fine with that... until they met the other women. The first one was just uncomfortable with the situation, but only after meeting Lindsay. The second totally flipped and basically asked me to kick out the two roommates by the end of October. I've been on three dates with this girl! Who are these people. I mean they have some habits that could use some work too but you do not see me telling them to change overnight or I'm outta here. What happened to working through the problems... what happened to the we. Yes it is totally upside down when the "We" becomes "Me". Can't we all just get along?